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Monday, May 18, 2015

Should Do's :)


If you have a chance to be silly, just downright silly.  May I suggest it.  
Laughter is the best anti-aging medicine I know of nowadays!
  • Take a empty mayo jar (make sure it still has its wrapper), fill it with vanilla pudding, and walk around eating the pudding in public.  
  • Get into a taxi, yell "Follow that car!" and point to a parked car.
  • Get in a crowded elevator and say "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here.".
  • Use lipstick to draw war paint on your face. Next, get blueberries and crouch behind a bush and throw them at random people.
  • Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
  • Super glue a quarter to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.
  • Go into a phone store, look at the sales person, hold out a banana and tell them you want to upgrade to an apple.
  • Order a pizza 3 minutes before new year and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn year ago" and scream in frustration.
  • Put 'try me' stickers on random things at Wal-Mart. (Ex: A carton of ice-cream >:-D)
  • Go to Ikea and hide in a cabinet, when someone opens it up say "welcome to Narnia."
  • Buy a doughnut and complain that there's a hole in it.
  • Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
  • When someone knocks at the door, knock back and see how long it goes on for.
  • Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
  • Walk up to a random person and say would you like to win a Toyota and when they say yes, give them a toy Yoda from Star Wars.
  • In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
  • When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
  • Go to the pet store and buy bird seeds, then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.





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