If you have a chance to be silly, just downright silly. May I suggest it.
Laughter is the best anti-aging medicine I know of nowadays!
- Take a empty mayo jar (make sure it still has its wrapper), fill it with vanilla pudding, and walk around eating the pudding in public.
- Get into a taxi, yell "Follow that car!" and point to a parked car.
- Get in a crowded elevator and say "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here.".
- Use lipstick to draw war paint on your face. Next, get blueberries and crouch behind a bush and throw them at random people.
- Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
- Super glue a quarter to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.
- Go into a phone store, look at the sales person, hold out a banana and tell them you want to upgrade to an apple.
- Order a pizza 3 minutes before new year and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn year ago" and scream in frustration.
- Put 'try me' stickers on random things at Wal-Mart. (Ex: A carton of ice-cream >:-D)
- Go to Ikea and hide in a cabinet, when someone opens it up say "welcome to Narnia."
- Buy a doughnut and complain that there's a hole in it.
- Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
- When someone knocks at the door, knock back and see how long it goes on for.
- Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
- Walk up to a random person and say would you like to win a Toyota and when they say yes, give them a toy Yoda from Star Wars.
- In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
- When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
- Go to the pet store and buy bird seeds, then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
